So again, I am cross-posting from my blog, but I felt it appropriate…
My Vampire ABCs were so popular, I thought I’d go ahead and write the sequel for you all.
A is for Abs, again it’s a must.
B is for Buns, cuz it’s all about lust.
C is for Cats, which he likes to chase.
D is for Dangerous, your heart starts to race.
E is for Ending, inevitable and true.
F is for Flesh, only yours will do.
G is for Glare, when you both have a fight.
H is for Howl, at the moon every night.
I is for impressive, there’s really no doubt.
(Except when he licks himself but we’ll leave that out).
J is for Jumping, you wish it were you.
K is for Kiss, because that will do.
L is for Lust, can’t stress that enough.
M is for Muscles, even non-wolf he’s tough.
N is for Now, cuz you just can’t hold back.
O is for Ouch, he thinks you’re a snack.
P is for Power, which attracts you – admit it.
Q is for Quiet, hope you don’t need it.
R is for Rough, I don’t need to explain,
S is for Slobber, you wish he’d refrain.
T is for Tush, yeah I know, already said buns.
(But come on you know it’s all part of the fun).
U is for Useless, he doesn’t do much.
V is for vampire, now you long for HIS touch.
W is for WEREWOLF, what else? That’s just him.
X is for Xenos, this one’s for you Tim.
Y is for Yummy, what you are both thinking.
Z is for Zombie, but only after you’re drinking.