Werewolf ABCs

So again, I am cross-posting from my blog, but I felt it appropriate…

My Vampire ABCs were so popular, I thought I’d go ahead and write the sequel for you all.

Werewolf ABCs
A is for Abs, again it’s a must.
B is for Buns, cuz it’s all about lust.
C is for Cats, which he likes to chase.
D is for Dangerous, your heart starts to race.
E is for Ending, inevitable and true.
F is for Flesh, only yours will do.
G is for Glare, when you both have a fight.
H is for Howl, at the moon every night.
I is for impressive, there’s really no doubt.
(Except when he licks himself but we’ll leave that out).
J is for Jumping, you wish it were you.
K is for Kiss, because that will do.
L is for Lust, can’t stress that enough.
M is for Muscles, even non-wolf he’s tough.
N is for Now, cuz you just can’t hold back.
O is for Ouch, he thinks you’re a snack.
P is for Power, which attracts you – admit it.
Q is for Quiet, hope you don’t need it.
R is for Rough, I don’t need to explain,
S is for Slobber, you wish he’d refrain.
T is for Tush, yeah I know, already said buns.
(But come on you know it’s all part of the fun).
U is for Useless, he doesn’t do much.
V is for vampire, now you long for HIS touch.
W is for WEREWOLF, what else? That’s just him.
X is for Xenos, this one’s for you Tim.
Y is for Yummy, what you are both thinking.
Z is for Zombie, but only after you’re drinking.

About Lisa Gail Green

Lisa Gail Green would definitely have a werewolf for a pet if she weren't allergic. Visit her at LisaGailGreen.com to learn more about SOUL CROSSED (Feb. 25, 2015) and her other work.
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8 Responses to Werewolf ABCs

  1. Raven says:

    I’m generally not fond of ABC poems but I couldn’t help but read this. Of course I’m partial to vampires and werewolves…still it was very well written…thanks for the lolz 🙂

  2. lisagailgreen says:

    Raven – glad I could make you overlook your aversions… 😀

  3. Sandra says:

    My favorite part: Z is for Zombie. 🙂

  4. lisagailgreen says:

    Thanks Sandra! Yeah, zombies are cool these days.

  5. Tim Keeton says:


    Cute and vell done as always!

    I is for impressive, there’s really no doubt.
    (Except when he licks himself but we’ll leave that out)

    Call it juvenile, but I still think that’s pretty impressive…
    (Why do dogs lick themselves?…you know the rest.)

    Thanks for remembering “Xenos” for x.

    Rhyme on!
    (Thus howled the Undead)

  6. lisagailgreen says:

    Hey thanks, Tim! ;D You’re too kind.

  7. Yuo are so cool. I lust this, I maen, love this (hee). I’d make one for a pirates, bt it’d prob be like

    A is for Arrrrr
    b is for Barrrr
    c is for carrrrr

    H is for hardy har har harrrrr

    Yuo get the picture. 😉

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